document.write('<table valign=top bgcolor=#000000 border=0 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 hspace=0 width=350><tr><td>');document.write('<table width=100% bgcolor=#000000 border=0 cellspacing=1 cellpadding=5>');document.write('<tr><td bgcolor=#e1cab4 align=center><strong>Random russian jokes</strong></td></tr>');document.write('<tr><td bgcolor=#efe5da>');document.write('There was a farm and it was going really down. The owner thought for a while and bought a big cute white rooster. That rooster "harshed" all the hens for a start, then all the ducks, then all turkeys and then disappeared. The farmer went out looking for him, found him lying on the road apparently dead and a murder of crows around.<br>- Oh my precious, how could you pass away and leave my heart broken!?<br>The rooster raised his head:<br>- Get the hell out, you are scaring away all the crows!');
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