A New Russian (NR) came to a duty free shop and addresses to the seller (S):
NR: Dou you speak English?
S: Yes.
NR: Marlboro.

A New Russian came back from America. His friends ask him:
- How is America?
- You know, their money are very similar to our bucks!!!

A New Russian asks the priest:
- Father, if I donate $US1,000,000 for the church, will God forgive my sins?
- I can't guarantee anything, but why not to try?

!!! MOST Beautiful Russian girls !!!

A New Russian drunk as a cobbler drives his car at a speed of 200 km/h. The car runs sinusoidally. A traffic cop stops the car and says:
"Sir! Your driving license, please. You were driving overspeed being intoxicated."
"Not at all. I'm sober!"
"Ok! Pass through the intoxication test, breathe in this pipe."
He breathes.
"Strange, there is no reaction. Well, let's have one more test. Put your left and right forefingers by turns to the nose with the closed eyes."
"Ok!" and puts the fingers to the nose several times.
The puzzled cop offers the third and the last test. He draws a direct line with a piece of chalk on the pavement and looking at the New Russian asks:
"Do you know what to do?"
"No problem, sir."
He kneels and holding the left nostril with the finger inhales the whole line.

A Mercedes-600 goes quietly along the street. Suddenly it is unexpectedly overtaken by a Land Cruiser and bumped into the back. The reaction is flash-like: 5 skinhead guys (New Russians - NR), taking out guns, jump out from the Mercedes. From the Land Cruiser 5 armored commandoes with machine guns appear.
Commandoes: "Well, what`s up, guys?"
NR, hiding guns: "Have broken."