During the flight. A passenger looks through a port-hole, gets worried and asks an air-hostess:
"Are we astray?"
"No, but what's the matter?"
"We are to fly over the Hawaii, but below there's much snow"
"Well, these are the new Russians celebrating New Year."

A legless cripple drives on a wheel chair near cars and panhandles. He comes up to a "Mercedes-600" and knocks at the window. A large mug of a New Russian appears from there. He gives $10 to the cripple and says:
"Convalesce!"

A New Russian bought a Rolls Roys with a right steering wheel. Cool! But when he spits into the window - hits his wife.

!!! MOST Beautiful Russian girls !!!

A New Russian bawls at his charwoman:
"Where is the dust from my table?!!! I wrote important phone numbers there!"

In a bookstore. A New Russian asks the shop-assistant:
"Give me that book about dystrophics."
The assistant (surprisingly):
"Which book?"
The New Russian: "Well this, "Gone with the wind". "