A businessman calls his secretary:
"Lena, how many zeros are there in one million?"
"Six."
He hangs up and says to his partner, "You see? Six zeros in one million. So in two million there are twelve!"

During a wild drinking party an NR is seated at a table, his head resting in a salad plate. Another one comes up, saying:
- How are you doing, Vasya? How's your life?
- A complete success, - retorts the first NR and drops his head back into the salad...

Two NRs meet, and one asks:
- Hey, Vasya, where did you get your nice tie?
- At the Valentino store. Cost me $2000.
- Phew, - the other one says with contempt, - I know a place where you can get exactly same tie for $5000!

!!! MOST Beautiful Russian girls !!!