A lover calls his girl-friend:
"Let's meet."
"Ok."
"But where?"
"In my apartment."
"But what about your husband?"
"He's not at home now. He is in the Internet."

An internet user comes to another one to celebrate his birthday. He gives a cool post card on which "Happy birthday to you and many happy returns of the day" is written on it. The host opens it and sees a word inside "subj".

A gamer watches a triller: there is a woman walking in a dark street. Suddenly troublesome music starts to play. The atmosphere becomes tense... Excited, the gamer screams to the woman on the screen:
"Save now, stupid!"

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An internet user comes up to a caffe with a signboard "hamburgers" and says:
"Two subjes, please".

I am said that using the name of my cat as a password of "root" is a security hole. I won't change it! I so get used to zqDB~639_cg45!