A bell in the corporation, which is engaged in repairing computers:
"My printer prints poorly!"
"Probably, it needs cleaning. It costs $ 50. But it will be better for you , If you read the manual instruction and fulfil this operation."
The client surprised at such frankness asks:
"And does your boss know, that in such a way you hamper the progress of business?"
"Actually, it`s his idea. We get more profit, when we let our clients try to repair something first."

"How will the keypad for Windows 2000 change?"
"Left and right Reset will appear on it."

The company " Proctor and Gamble " has issued new hygienic pads Always ++ especially for the women-programmers.

Great Practical Jokes and Gags!

One programmer asks another one:
"Did you happen to fuck?"
"Yes! Once I was setting up Windows95 for the whole night!"
"Oh no! I mean the real fucking."
"You mean NT, right?"

A programmer meets girls:
"Do you want some tea?"
"No!"
"Coffee?"
"No!!"
"Vodka?"
"No!!!"
"Strange... Standard drivers have not been applied :("