Chidren are playing in the playground. One asks another, "How old were your mom when she was little?"

A little boy runs over the flat. He drops down the books, clothers, overturns chairs. His nanny asks:
- What are you doing?!!!
- I'm playing a game!
- What kind of game?
- "Fucking shit! Where are the keys of my car!"

Sonya came home from the kindergarten.
"What were you doing today, Sonya?" the mother asked.
"We went for a walk along the river."
"And then?"
"And then we all had a breakfast."
"And then?"
"And then we all peed. The boys peed from small pipelets, the girls from nothing, and our teacher aunt Anna from a dirty red brush."

Translated by Mark Perakh

!!! MOST Beautiful Russian girls !!!

A boy is running along a road and meets a woman. He says, "Aunt, would you like a candy?"
"Thank you, my boy. Thank you."
She takes the candy and chews it.
"Thank you, it's a very good candy."
"That was I thought too, but why both my dog and my cat spat it out?"

Translated by Mark Perakh

A little boy comes to the pharmacy and says:
"Give me a packet of condoms, please."
"First, it's not for children, answers the druggist. Secondly, let your dad come and choose the necessary size."
"First, it's not for children, but against them. And secondly, they are not for dad, but for mum. She is going cruising and she does not know what sizes she will see."