Vovochka shows his little prick to Masha, a little girl.
- See what I've got! And you ain't got one! Hahaha!
She cries bitterly and runs home. A few minutes later she opens the window and shouts to him back:
- Mommy says when I grow up I will have as many of those as I want!!!

Vovochka knocks to the window. A woman opens:
- Whaddya want?
- I want your daughter Masha. I need her as a woman!!!
- Screw off, you little jerk!
- You have misunderstood me! I've accidently kicked my soccer ball into a women's restroom!

Vovochka's father comes home and hears some noises.
- Vovochka! What the hell are you doing?
- I'm fucking, dad!
- Don't even dare to start smoking!

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Vovochka got busted screwing his girlfriend by his parents.
He is thinking: "Well, they won't buy me a motorcycle this month".
She is thinking: "He'll have to marry me now!"
Vovochka's father: "How fast my boy is growing up!"
Mother: "How does she bend her legs, it's not convenient for him!"

Vovochka and his father are observing a couple of dogs screwing each other. Vovochka:
- Dad, what're the dogs doing?
- Well, the one below has relaxed and the one above has concentrated.
- Okay, I've understood.
(father, sarcastically):
- What've you understood!?
- Never relax in your life, dad, or you'll get fucked like a dog!