Three little boys are sitting on pots.
- Ye no, boyz, I've looked up the skirt of our teacher once!
- Ha! I have seen'er butt-naked!
Vovochka:
- What are you guys talking about? My dick doesn't fit into the potty!

Two little girls come to supermarket and ask the counter to sell them three bottles of vodka. Counter, packing vodka for them:
- Oh, you poor little things! How are you gonna bring these 3 big bottles home?
- Don't worry about that, auntie! We'll drink one right here!

Father asks his son:
- See that little bird with a straw? Do you know what she needs straws for?
- For Coke?

!!! MOST Beautiful Russian girls !!!

A lovely little kid plays on the street with sand, clay and shit. A smiling policeman stops by and asks him in a friendly way what he is doing.
- Ok, I take a handful of clay and a little sand. This makes a little boy. If I take a little clay and lots of sand then I'll make a teacher.
- And what do you need lots of shit for?
- To make a policeman, of cause!

In the hell devil-daddy returns home and devil-mommy says to him pointing to their devil-sonny:
- You should spank him! He behaved the whole day as an angel!