A little kid is looking puzzled on his dad:
- Should I cry or keep silent?
- Whaddya mean?
- I can't figure out: are you spanking me or just shaking the sand out of me?

A little kid asks an expecting woman:
- What is in your tummy?
- My baby!
- Do you love him!
- You betcha!
- Why have you eaten him then?

A passer-by asks a little kid:
- What's your name?
- I dunno.
- What's your father's name?
- I dunno.
- How does your mom call him?
- Asshole.

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In a bus a little boy to a big girl:
- Hey, red-top!
- I'm not a red-top, I'm a blonde!
- I can see better from down here!

Mother returns home and her little sonny shouts her:
- Our Dad hung himself in the attic!
She runs like crazy upstairs, there is no one hanged there.
- I've kidded you, he hang himself in the basement!