Mother asks her son upon coming home:
- What did our dad say when he fell from the stairs?
- Should I omit all the cussings?
- Of cause!
- Nothing then.

- How old are you?
- The whole palm, but without the thumb.

Two little boys meet:
- How old are ye?
- I dunno.
- Are you interested in girls?
- No...
- Then you must be four, because I'm five.

!!! MOST Beautiful Russian girls !!!

Vovochka is watching his parents through a key hole for a long time. Finally he says to himself.
- And these people do not allow me to pick my nose!

A mother and the daughter are standing in front of the Venus de Milo. The mother says.
- Look. This is what happens to girls who chew their fingernails.