- At your age, son, Napoleon was the best student in his class.
- And at your age, daddy, he was the emperor of France.

A boy picks up the telephone.
- My dad? And who, may I ask, is calling?
- His boss?
- Which one - the old mule or the total idiot?

- How old is the little tyrant?
- Fourteen.
- Ooh. Too late for an abortion, huh?

!!! MOST Beautiful Russian girls !!!

"Sir, would you like some of my candy?"
"Thank you, young man. That's very generous of you."
"Is it tasty?"
"Sure is."
"That's strange - both my guinea pig and my cat spit it out."

First we learn children to walk and to speak, after - to be sitting and to keep silent.