First part of our life is poisoned by our parents, second - by our children.

A little boy came to a shop and asked shoe findings. The seller asked:
- Which ones do you want?
- One left and one right.

Allo?
- Hello. Is your Dad at home?
- Yes, but he is busy.
- Mom?
- Yes, but she also is busy.
- Grand Mom?
- Busy.
- Okey, who else is at home?
- Ambulance and police.
- What are they doing there???
- They are seeking for me.

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A cool girl in the Hawai went into the water and an abrupt wave washed off her bra-bikini. Coming out on the coast she crossed hands on the breast, as all women do, she met a little boy playing on the sand.
The boy:
"Lady, if you're going to drown these funny puppies, I'll take the one with a brown nose..!!!"

A little boy got up at night and saw Santa Claus putting some presents under the Christmas tree.
The boy: "Santa, you've brought the presents?"
"Yes, my boy."
"But I've seen you!"
"Yes, my little one, therefore I have to kill you..."