The son asks his dad:
"Dad, may I cross the street during the red lights?"
"Yes, try. But when you cross the road hold up your hands."
"Why?"
"It will be easier to take off your T-shirt in morgue."

Fascinatedly a little boy watched his mum putting some face cream.
"What for, mum?"
"To be beautiful!" says mum and begins to remove cream excesses with a tissue.
"Why? You`ve changed your mind?!"

"Vova, what are you going to become, when you grow up?"
"A policeman."
"And you, Sergey?"
"A gangster, so that we`ll be able to play together again."

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"Daddy, do you keep in mind faces well?"
"Yes."
"Well, good. I`ve broken your mirror for shaving."

In the area of modern many-storeyed buildings.
A child calls his mum in the yard:
"Mu-u-u-um..."
(More loudly) "Mu-u-u-u-u-um..."
(A Wild cry for the whole area) "Mu-u-u-u-u-u-um..."
Out of the window of the twelfth floor a woman showed herself.
"What do you want?"
"Call daddy."