- May I talk to Rabinowich?
- Which one, junior or senior?
- Senior.
- They're both dead.

- Why should I go to Rabinowich's funeral! He definitely will not go to mine.

- Ivan, do you know Einstein is coming to Odessa.
- Who is he? Is he a famous pharmacist?
- No, he is a famous physicist. He is the author of the 'Theory of the Relativity".
- What's that?
- Well, how can I explain this...? You see, you have two hairs on your head. Is that a lot or a little?
- A little.
- And now let's imagine you found the same number of hairs in your soup...
- Can it be true? He is coming to Odessa with this stupid joke?

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Rabinowich sits in front of the Rockefeller Bank and sells oranges.
His friend comes and asks to borrow a couple of bucks.
- You know, says Rabinowich, Rockefeller and I reached an agreement - he does not sell oranges, and I do not borrow money.

The shortest joke: "Jew - street-sweeper"