A Russian asks an Englishman:
- Why is there no antisemitism in your country ?
- Because we don't think we're dumber than Jews.

Moses went down from the Mount:
- Jews, I have for you 2 news, good and bad. Where to begin?
- From good.
- We agreed in ten only.
- COOL!!! What is bad?
- The adultery is included.

- How many cost a dozen of your eggs?
- 15 rubles.
- Why so expensive? Close to you they sell for 10 rubles.
- So, buy from them!
- But they have no more.
- Listen, when I have no more, I also sell for 10 rbls/ dozen!

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"How did the Mariinsky hollow happened to be?"
"One Jew was floating in this area by sea, and dropped 10 cents into the water."

A Jew comes to a horse race club.
"I want to ride a horse. May I rent a horse?"
"Sure. Which horse would you like?"
"I need a longer one."
"???"
"We are five..."