"Why jews perform a circumcision?"
"They economize on the place in their pants!"

Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.

A young jew comes to his Rabbi.
- Rabbi, I need your advice.
- OK.
- I'd like to get married.
- Marry.
- But I don't love her.
- Don't marry.
- But she is rich.
- Marry.
- But she is old.
- Don't marry.
- But her father will share his business with me.
- Marry.
- But she is ugly.
- Don't marry.
- Rabbi, I came to you to get advice, but you say only "Marry - don't marry".
- Adopt Christianity.
- Why???
- You'll fuck the mind of a Christian priest then!

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Why is it that Jews like to watch pornos in reverse?
They like the part when the hooker gives the money back.