Question: Why policemen always walk the streets in teams of three?
Answer: The partners in the police team are always chosen in such a way that one of them knows how to read, the other how to write, and the third one, naturally, has to keep watch over those two intellectuals.

Translated by Mark Perakh

In a dark street, a man is walking, looking around in fear. No criminals are in sight. Then he sees a policeman.
"Tell me please, is it not dangerous in this street at this hour?"
"If it were dangerous, would I be walking here?"

Translated by Mark Perakh

A policeman stops a car and suggests an apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test. He blows, the thing shows: positive. He protests, cries he is a teetotaler and that the instrument isn't working properly. He says his wife is also a teetotaler. She blows- again positive. Then he gives it to their little kid on the backseat- also positive! The ashamed policeman lets them go. They take off and the man says to his wife:
- And you kept telling me: don't give the kid any alcohol, don't give the kid any alcohol!!

Great Practical Jokes and Gags!

A traffic cop is asked:
"What will you do if you win $1000000?"
"I'll buy a cross-road and will ... work."

The policeman stops a car, and inspects it carefully.
"I wouldn`t risk to name such a wreck as a car!"
"For this reason I don`t have a driving licence."