Mother-in-law comes to her son-in-law and says:
- Dear son-in-law, do whatever you want to, but bury me in the Kremlin wall.
He comes back next morning:
- Dear mother-in-law, do whatever you want, but the burial is tomorrow at noon!

At a Moscow veg and fruit marketplace, a woman sells apples. She shouts, "Apples, apples. Excellent apples from Chernobyl.... Chernobyl apples!" (On April 25th -26th, 1986 the World's worst nuclear power accident occurred at Chernobyl in the former USSR (now Ukraine)).
A passer-by says, "Are you crazy? Who would buy apples from Chernobyl?"
"Oh, they buy it all right! Some buy it for their wives, some for mothers-in-law."

Translated by Mark Perakh

A man came back to work after a vacation and boasted, "What a perfect vacation I had! I've relaxed beautifully!"
"Did you go to sea?"
"No, my mother-in-law and my wife went to sea, I rested at home."

Translated by Mark Perakh

!!! MOST Beautiful Russian girls !!!

Question: What to do if a tiger attacks a mother-in-law?
Answer: If he was the first to attack, let him defend himself on his own.

Translated by Mark Perakh

A man tries to push an elderly woman over a balcony's railing on the third floor. A crowd of onlookers on the sidewalk is angry. "Stop him! Stop the bastard!" they shout. "Help the poor woman!"
"She is my mother-in-law," the man on the balcony says.
"Ah... Look at the witch! She has the gall to grab at the railing and resist!"

Translated by Mark Perakh