Mother-in-law comes to her son-in-law and says:
- Dear son-in-law, do whatever you want to, but bury me in the Kremlin wall.
He comes back next morning:
- Dear mother-in-law, do whatever you want, but the burial is tomorrow at noon!

Mother to daughter.
- Your boyfriend such a jerk that I would be delighted to be his mother-in-law.

A pharmacist tell a customer.
- In order to buy arsenic you should need a legal prescription. A picture of your mother-in-law just isn't enough.

!!! MOST Beautiful Russian girls !!!

- Hello. Your mother-in-law fell into my pond which has some crocodiles into.
- The crocodiles are yours, so you'll have to save them.

- My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.
- How is she now ?
- She's fine. But, the dog died.