A man tries to throw a lady from the window. She opposed.
The crowd shouts:
-Stop it, man! The lady is alive.
-This is not a lady, this is my mother-in-law, replies the guy.
The crowd shouts:
Look, she even resists...

-My wife's mother is the model mother-in-law.
-What do you mean?
-There is no joke in the entire world which is not suitable for her.

A husband is looking for a saw and asks his wife:
-Have you seen our old saw?
Mother-in-law replies from the kitchen:
-Even if I am a saw, I am not old yet.

!!! MOST Beautiful Russian girls !!!

I have the perfect mother-in-law. There is no joke in the whole world that does not describe her.

A man was eating dinner with his wife one evening. Suddenly he dropped his spoon, but, not wanting to have to go get another one, he quickly caught in it mid-air.
Then his doorbell rings and his friend, who lives one apartment below him, walks in.
"Hey," he says, "I just wanted to tell you - your mother-in-law is stuck in the elevator."