A mother-in-law tells to her son-in-law:
- Have $10.000. When I die bury me on the Red Square.
Same day evening the son-in-law gets home and tells her:
- Do whatever you want, the burials are tomorrow at 12:00.

One gangster says to another:
"I have a dream. I want to rob a bank and leave the finger-prints of my mother-in-law."

A husband comes back from the hunting and says to his wife:
"I shooted several hedgehogs."
"What for?"
"A collar for you, and insoles for my mother-in-law".

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The family of a "New Russian" (NR) are swimming in the lake, nearby a fisherman sits - catching fish. Suddenly the fisherman hears the NR calling for help.
"Help! My wife is sinking, and I can`t swim! I`ll give you $100 if you help me!"
In ten seconds the fisherman appears near the sinking lady and pulls out her from the water. Then says to NR:
"Well, where are my bucks?"
"You know, she was moving in the water so fast, that I thought she was my wife, but I was mistaken- it was my mother-in-law."
"Poor guy! How much do I owe you?"

- If you knew, how my mother-in-law loves to talk! When she was on a resort, even her tongue became sunburnt!