Mother says to her son:
"Sonny, do you love your mommy? You should answer, fucking bastard, when you're asked by adults!"

The letter to TV company:
"Please, remove the creeping line from the screen during the news! My mother-in-law thinks it is karaoke and sings!!!"

A woman at the jeweller's:
"Sorry that the banknotes are so wet... My husband was crying hardly when he gave them to me."

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