An international competition for the title of the most manly man comprised three tests. Every participant must:
1. Drink in one gulp a bottle of vodka;
2. Walk into a cage and shake hands with a female bear,
and 3. To make love to a woman from a remote Siberian village who never in her life took a bath.
A Frenchman drank all of the vodka, and dropped dead.
An Englishman drank vodka, then walked into the cage, and dropped dead when he saw the female bear.
A Russian drank vodka, and walked into the cage. There was a noisy commotion, then the Russian walked out of the cage, buttoning his pants, and asked, "Where is the woman to shake her hand?"

Translated by Mark Perakh

Tenants of an apartment house complained that the stoker in their building was a drunkard and shirked his duties, so that they suffered cold in the apartments. The buildings supervisor asked the stoker,
"Why do you drink on the job?"
"I don't. Just when I have a toothache, I put a drop of vodka into my mouth, and it helps. So I hold it in the mouth for a while, and then I swallow it."
"You better spit it out."
"Vodka is pretty expensive, boss, how can I waste it?"

Translated by Mark Perakh

A drunk goes home at night and shouts:
- Folks!
Some windows open and folks ask him:
- Whaddyawan'?
- Don't look at me for a sec, I'll take a leak.

!!! MOST Beautiful Russian girls !!!

A drunk is taking a leak right on the street. A policeman says to him:
- You could have done it behind the corner!
- My dick is no fire hose, you know?

Two drunk guys drag the third one into a bar and throw him near the table:
- Two whiskies for us and mineral water for the guy near the table. He's driving us home!