Night. A drunk men goes in the street. A cop stops him and asks:
- Where you going?
- I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism.
- At night? And who will give a lecture?
- My wife and mother-in-law will!

A drunk is taking a leak right on the street. A policeman says to him:
- You could have done it behind the corner!
- My dick is no fire hose, you know?

An international competition for the title of the most manly man comprised three tests. Every participant must:
1. Drink in one gulp a bottle of vodka;
2. Walk into a cage and shake hands with a female bear,
and 3. To make love to a woman from a remote Siberian village who never in her life took a bath.
A Frenchman drank all of the vodka, and dropped dead.
An Englishman drank vodka, then walked into the cage, and dropped dead when he saw the female bear.
A Russian drank vodka, and walked into the cage. There was a noisy commotion, then the Russian walked out of the cage, buttoning his pants, and asked, "Where is the woman to shake her hand?"

Translated by Mark Perakh

!!! MOST Beautiful Russian girls !!!

Question: What to do if beer interferes with the job?
Answer: Get off the job.

Translated by Mark Perakh

After a holiday, workers were coming back to work, and those who had already been inside the workshop, greeted every new arrival walking in with the same question, "Hey, pal, how have your holiday been?" And everybody would answer proudly, "It was a beautiful celebration. I don't remember a thing!"

Translated by Mark Perakh