The Chukchas have opened a research institute. They asked to send several flatcars loaded with bricks. Moscow sent the bricks. After a while, the Chukchas again requested bricks, then again, and again. Finally, Moscow requested a report as to how many buildings had the Chukchas built using the bricks dispatched. The Chukchas responded that the bricks were used not for building but for research. Moscow sent a commission of inquiry. The commission came to Chukotka and saw several Chukchas standing on the sea shore and hurling brick after brick into water.
"What are you doing" the commission asked.
"Don't you see? The bricks are rectangular, then why the circles on water are circular?"

Translated by Mark Perakh

A military truck was stuck in mud in the middle of tundra. A Chukcha who was riding in a deer-driven sled, stopped to look how a bunch of soldiers tried unsuccessfully to pull the truck out of the mud. After a while, the Chukcha said to the officer in charge,
"Commander, I know though what you need."
"So tell us," the officer said, hoping that the local man might know some secret as to how to cope with tundra.
"Give Chukcha hundred rubles, Chukcha will tell."
The officer shook his head, and the soldiers resumed their futile effort. Finally, the officer said, "So, Chukcha, here's your hundred rubles."
The Chukcha took the money, put them into his belt and said, "You need a tractor." And he went his way.

Translated by Mark Perakh

Chukcha writes a letter to his brother:
"I'm writing slowly because I know your reading is poor. I wanted to send some money to you, but glued the envelope already. I know you have a newborn, but a son or a daughter? Who am I now an uncle or an aunt?"

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A chukcha is sitting on the coast, looking towards Alaska and mumbling:
- Goddamn poor country, goddamn poor country...
A KGB fink hears that and asks him suspiciously:
- What country?
- America, of cause! It had enough money to buy Alaska and not enough for Chukotka!

- Why don't chukchas like pickles?
- The can't squeeze their heads into the jars.