Chukchas come to their shaman and ask what kind of winter is gonna be, cold or warm. He is thinking: "If I say cold, they will prepare lots of logs to warm themselves up during the winter. And if it's really warm, it's OK. But if I say it's gonna be warm and they don't prepare enough logs and it's cold, they'll beat the living shit out of me."
- It's gonna be cold.
There have been coupla weeks passed and the shaman is curious what the winter is really gonna be like, so he dials the weather forecasting buro and asks about the weather.
- It is surely gonna be cold!
- How do you know?
- Oh, it's because the chukchas are preparing the logs!

Chukcha is granted a new apartment by the government. He settles down and asks his Russian friends to come over.
- Here is my tepee, - he points to the kitchen, - here is my shed, - pointing to the toilet, - and here is taiga, - pointing to the living rooms.
- Where do you go when the nature calls?
- Taiga is big.

A Chukcha won a Volga [the most expensive Russian car] in a lottery. He comes to the shop to get his prize.
- Give me white Volga.
- We are sorry, we have only black ones.
- But I need white!
- We can't help.
- But see, taiga white, polar bear white, my go hunting, Volga must white.
- Sorry, we don't have whites.
- Drat it, give me my thirty copecks back then, I'm going home.

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A Russian and a Chukcha go hunting. The Russian says:
- If you are in trouble and I'm not around, just shoot and I'll help you out.
They meet again in a while and Chukcha is bleeding and bruised.
- I've encountered a polar bear!
- Why didn't you shoot to call me?
- I did, until I ran out of arrows!

A chukcha keeps coming to Moscow to buy bricks. His Russian friend finally decides to visit him, thinking that he must have a nice brick house up there in the north. Nope, just a tepee. So he asks the chukcha:
- What have you been doing with all the bricks?
- Come with me.
The arrive to a small lake, the chukcha takes a brick, throws it to the water and says thinkfully:
- See, I've been trying to solve the mystery: why are the bricks rectangular and the waves are circular?