A chukcha is a on a tour in Moscow. He is pushing real hard the Spasski Tower [part of the Kremlin]. A policeman asks him:
- What are you up to?
- I've just bought it and now I am pushing in to my Homeland.
- And for how long have you been busy with this?
- I don't know, I can't see my luggage already.

A chukcha is riding a cab. Having looked at the counter, the driver says:
- 3.20 (Three twenty).
The chukcha opens his wallet:
- First twenty, second twenty, third twenty. Here!

A chukcha is riding a taxicab. From nowhere there appears an old bag and the taxi driver is having a hard time trying not to hit her: he turns left- she jumps to the left and so forth. Finally he manages to pass by. The chukcha butts in:
- Ehh, bad white hunter, if chukcha had not opened the door, the old bag would have escaped!

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Chukchas declared a war on China. Chinese had a hard time finding their location on the map and having found it, sent a delegation to clear the situation:
- How you dare? We are the great China, and you! Do you know that there are a billion of us!
- Oh shit, where are we gonna bury you all?

Chukcha went to the information booth:
- Tell me please.
- Please.
- Thank you.