Chukcha goes to a store.
- Do you have color TVs?
- Yes.
- All right. I'll take a green one.

Chukcha - sentry:
- Stop. Say the password.
- Black sky.
- Not right. The password is "White soil". Go ahead. Try to remember that next time.

Chukcha bought a refrigerator.
- What do you need this fridge for? You live in Siberia.
- To warm up during winter. Imagine the joy - it's -40 outside and +4 in a the refrigerator.

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A new ballistic rocket SS-50 was being tested. And its tuner was out of order and the rocket departed somewhere in the tundra. A special searching group was sent to find it. While walking in the tundra, they met a chukcha. They asked him:
"Tell us, chukcha, 5 days ago a large fiery stick was flying over this area. Did you see it?"
"No" he says "didn`t see. A plane flew, a helicopter flew, SS-50 flew, but as to a large fiery stick -it did not fly."

Chukcha writes a letter to his brother:
"I'm writing slowly because I know your reading is poor. I wanted to send some money to you, but glued the envelope already. I know you have a newborn, but a son or a daughter? Who am I now an uncle or an aunt?"