In winter time, an old sparrow is sitting on a tree, shuddering from cold. A younger sparrow says, "Chief, why won't we fly to the South?"
"Don't jump, young fellow. Better watch the road."
"But in the South it's warm, and butterflies abound, so pleasant and nice."
"Don't jump," the old Chief says. "Look carefully at the road. If you miss a horse, we'll be without the warm food once again."

Translated by Mark Perakh

Situation: a fly in the soup at a university dining room.
Freshman: "Fuck, take this away from me!"
Sophmore: silently sets the fly aside and resumes eating.
Junior: eats without noticing any fly.
Senior: "Fuck, why there's only one?!"

The lion issued a law forbidding necrophilia. And cheese, a Hare is caught fucking a dead elephant! The Lion:
- Hare, do you know I've forbidden fucking the dead?
- No, no, I swear she's died on my dick!

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A Wolf meets a Hare in the forest. The Hare proudly says:
- I've just fucked an Elephant!
The Wolf doesn't believe him and the Hare tells him to go look in the bushes. There lies a female Elephant all covered with blood. Suddenly she lifts up her head and says:
- Where did my Tampax go?

A man is playing chess with his dog. His friend walks by:
- Wow, you've got a smart dog!
- Not really, the score is 3:2.