Two monkeys ary trying to crack up a nuclear bomb. Another monkey passes by:
- Are you fucking crazy? It will blow up!
- No big deal. We've got another one.

Two cows on a farm.
- Have Your Graciousness heard the blood chilling rumor that the cows on the next farm are going nuts?
- Don't you worry. It won't affect us ducks.

A crow to the cow climbing a pine-tree.
- What the hell are you up to? Are you nuts?
- I wanna eat some apples.
- There ain't no apples on a pine-tree!!!
- I'm carrying them in the backpack.

!!! MOST Beautiful Russian girls !!!

Two flowers:
- I love you, darling!!!
- I love you, too!!!
- I want you so much!!! Where the fuck are those darned bees?

A bear and a wolf are caught by police for alcohol intoxication and they are led to a prison cell with a camel in there. The bear:
- We are sunk, Wolf, look, what they did to a horse!