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A dragon brings home food: coffins. Baby dragon:
-Not that canned food again!
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A crow crawls out of marijuana field.
- Meow!? No. Moo?! Ah-ah. Oh yes, carr!
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A cat snapped a mouse, holds her in his claws and says to her:
- Wanna live, huh?
- Live with whom?
(throws her away) - Yucky whore!
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A baby worm wakes up in the morning.
- Good morning, mom. Where is daddy?
- He went out fishing with some dude.
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Two bulls, a young one and an older one are eating grass on the top of a hill and observe a herd of cows down the hill. The younger one says:
- Let's go down and fuck that gorgeous little cow!
- Eat the grass.
- Hey, let's go down and fuck that nice white cow!
- Eat the grass.
- Let's go down and fuck that beautiful cow over there!
- When we are fed, we'll go down and fuck the whole herd!
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