The Lion, the king of beasts, issued an order forbidding shittin' in the forest. A Hare coming thru the forest can't help dropping a big load. Before the Lion arrives he rushes to cover the dump with his hands.
- Hare, what're you doing?
- I have caught a rare Fly, Oh Lion.
- Let me see it!
- It will escape!
- Do it!
The hare takes his hands off and cries:
- Ahh, escaped, but shitted out such a dump!

"How could I mistake that bad?" - a hedgehog was thinking getting down from a cactus.

Two roosters talk to each other:
- What can we do today?
- Let's go to a supermarket, to see chicks naked.

Great Practical Jokes and Gags!

A squirrel runs thru the forest and sings:
- I'm a virgin squirrel, I'm a virgin squirrel!
A wolf hears it, snaps and fucks her. Completely sad she comes to a hedgehog. The kind hedgehog sews her up. The squirrel again runs thru the forest and sings:
- I'm a virgin squirrel, I'm a virgin squirrel!
A hare hears it, snaps and fucks her. She comes again to the hedgehog, whining.
- Why hadn't you told me from the very beginning, I would have made you a zipper!

A just married pussy cat talks to her friend, another pussy about her husband, a Siberean cat:
- At the wedding night my husband didn't let me sleep all night long!
- You are so lucky!
- Kept telling me how he had frozen his balls off in Siberia.