A pussy-cat says to a tom-cat:
- Let's play hide'n'seek. If you find me, you may screw me, if not, I'm in the wardrobe!

Two mosquitoes are flying in the dark, suddenly one exclaims:
- Oh, shit!
- What happened?
- A fly got into my eye!

Two mosquitoes in an empty gym at night:
- Gee, it's cold!
- Don't worry, we'll breath it out before the morning comes.

Great Practical Jokes and Gags!

A hedgehog was walking in the forest. Boom, he forgot how to breath and died. Then he remembered and continued his walk.

Two worms are moving on a rail. One says:
- Aren'tcha afraid that a train will run us oooooo...
- It will nooooooooo...