Two ants are discussing their plan to hunt down an elephant:
- The most important thing is to topple him, then we'll run him over!

One rooster tells another.
"Lets go to a grocery store and watch the naked chicks."

- What a disgrace! Your dog howled the whole night under my window.
- Don't worry. It usually sleeps well enough during the day.

!!! MOST Beautiful Russian girls !!!

Three fleas are coming out of a restaurant. One says.
- Well, girls. You wanna walk home or catch a dog?

An ant is running in a forest and sees a frog sitting on the bank of a stream:
-Hey frog! Why are you so green and sliny?, he asks.
-I'm sick, answers the frog. Usually I'm yellow and fluffy.