Two flies order some food in a restaurant. One says:
-I'll take the shit with garlic.
-And I'll take the same, but without garlic, said the other one. I don't like to have bad breath.

A little worm asks his mother:
-Mommy, mommy, where's our daddy?
-Be quiet, answers the mother, daddy went fishing with the men.

The dog thinks: "This kind man takes care of me, feeds me, strokes me... Maybe he is the God?"
The cat thinks: "This kind man takes care of me, feeds me, strokes me... Maybe I am the God?"

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Two crocodiles lay on the strand of Nile. Suddenly they hear strange sound:
"Hee-hee-hee-bang! Hee-hee-hee-bang!"
One crocodile asks another:
"What's the sounds?"
"There is an elephant who fucks monkeys. While he fucks them, they laugh, and when he comes, they burst."
"Very interesting," says the first crocodile, "I'll go to see it."
Little later the second crocodile hears the sounds:
"HA-HA-HA-HA-BOOM!"

A cow walking in a field suddenly stepped up on electric wire and was killed by electricity. A rabbit was passing by; he have seen the cow lying, came to her from back and fucked her. Then he walks around her, sees her goggle eyes and proudly says:
"Well, cow, it's not a bull's pipette..."