Once upon a time there was a donkey who fucked everything that moves. Animals of the forest, tired of this tyranny, asked a dragon to stop the lechery. The dragon comes, sees the donkey trembling like an aspen leaf and asks him:
"What, afraid?"
"Yes, afraid... It will be the first time I fuck such a dreadful creature..."

An elk is drowning in a swamp. A rabbit that was passing by sees the elk, comes to him, takes him by the horns and starts to fuck him into the nostril.
"Oh, rabbit, when I break away you'll be dead," groans the elk.
"Nobody can break away from my mighty hairy clutches," proudly says the rabbit...

A vet makes an artifical insemination to cows. When he completes his work, the cows fence about him and don't let him go.
"What do you need from me?!" asks the vet displeased.
One of the cows looks at his eyes and sadly says: "And how about a kiss?.."

Great Practical Jokes and Gags!

Teacher asks a boy:
"Why you were not at school yesterday?"
"I've leaded our cow to a bull."
"What, your father couldn't do it?"
"Sure, father could, but the bull is much better..."

Once a wolf and a stallion decided to fuck each other.
The wolf mounted the stallion and screws him, then says:
"Hey Stallion, please twirl your ass - I cannot come."
The stallion twirled his ass, and the wolf came.
Then the stallion screws the wolf and cannot come too. He says:
"Wolf, please twirl your ass..."
"Twirl my ass?!.. I cannot even turn my head!.."