If you are always in good spirits, have devoted and cool friends, stunning girlfriend, huge salary, if you never have hang-over and you've never visited a dentist...
SAY NO TO DRUGS

Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives.
- Give me some roll, Winnie!
- It's not a roll, it's a bun.
- Give me some bun, Winnie!
- It's not a bun, it's a bap.
- Give me some bap, Winnie!
- Get lost, you pig! Stop being such a pain in the neck! You can't even make up your mind!

Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope.
A crocodile comes out of the river:
- Hey pals, let me have a whiff.
- Get lost, oh green one!
- Come on guys, just one!
- Go %@~# yourself!
So what would you do? Well, the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place.
Winnie, inhaling, is holding the butt out to Piglet and suddenly sees a crocodile.
- W-ell, it seems enough for you, pig!

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Winnie sang a little song.
- We're going somewhere with Piglet. And it's a very big, very big secret!
- Oh Winnie! I've forgotten the roll!