At manoeuvres.
- Private Johnson! Do you have some water in your water bottle?
- Sure, guy!
- How dare you respond to senior by rank! I repeat a question:
- Do you have water?
- No, sir!

An officer says to a soldier, "If you will not change your ways and will not perform your duty as required, I'll fuck you in your ass!"
"Eh, lieutenant, you just promise and promise."

Translated by Mark Perakh

Question: Can a son of a General become a Marshal?
Answer: No, because every Marshal also has a son.

Translated by Mark Perakh

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