- Name?
- Abu Dalah Sarafi.
- Sex?
- Four times a week.
- No, no, no male or female?
- Male, female... sometimes camel...

The father and his son go home from school.
The father says:
- Sonny, do you see that girl?
- Yes, daddy, I see.
- Do you see how she beautiful?
- Yes!
- Do you see her beautiful legs and body?
- Yes!
- Remember, son! Such girls fucks only with excellent pupils!

"My name is Ann! Ten years I manicured men. But yesterday I learned that it was not a manicure..."

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In a bar a man says to the woman:
- I'm looking at you and thinks... Is it necessary to drink one more or I like you already?

Russian scientists invoked unique device which teleports the pain of the woman in childbirth to the child's father. They decided to test the device, connect it to the woman in childbirth, turn it on 50% of power. They calls her husband:
"Do you feel something?"
"I'm feeling nothing! I'm watching the football!", answers the husband and hangs up.
The scientists turns the device on 75% of its power and calls again:
"Sorry, do you feel something?"
"I'm feeling nothing! I'm watching the football! Don't distract me!"
Scientists are in perplexity. They turn the device on 100% of power. The woman feels nothing. They calls her husband:
"But now do you feel something?"
"Fucking bastards you are! My team loses. The neighbour screams like crazy! And the phone rings every minute!"